Kalli

Ahaha, posted another chapter to the Quackity x Obama love story. Go look at it or else PEW PEW PEW

Should I delete all my old stories and never look back? 

Me: *Looks at peoples snapchats on wattpad and adds them randomly*
          
          The people I send a message for their pizza rolls: What the heck is wrong with this chick

Me: *Looking back at all my cringe worthy writing* Ew why did people read this?
          
          Also Me: *Rereading every piece of it all because it’s bringing back the good memories of when I didn’t worry about anything and really didn’t care about how garbage those stories were*

HI! I’m here to mainly say I’m delaying my update for cod short stories due to some personal stuff that just went down in my life~ It’s super sad boi hours right now my guys (•~•) BUT I hope to push the update hopefully early in August depending on the condition of my friend. He’s currently suffering from cancer so I’m trying to spend as much time with him as possible! Many prayers would be appreciated ˏ₍•ɞ•₎ˎ 

Why do I always hate my writings ＼(-_______-;)／ 

I just spent the last 2 hours just writing for that nice little second book of COD zombies short stories and let me just say, I kinda missed it Ngl (•ᴗ•)❤  Stay tuned for the next update of that book it’s gonna be a big one coming next month~
          
          ❌Devi signing off❌

Why are both the COD zombies one shots and short stories #2 in categories like ftw? Those were my first writings and they are so bad dude I’m so confused ˎ₍•ʚ•₎ˏ 

Girls locker room: I hate gym...
          Guys locker room: *With every console and pc known to man* UAV INBOUND! *Coms crackle* UAV INBOOOOUND.
          
          Me: *Sitting in the girls locker room also with my console* UAV INBOOOOOUND!!! *Continues button mashing as every girl in the locker room stares at me with utmost interest before joining in*
          
          *A couple hours later*
          
          *Whole schools a war zone*
          
          *All of us remembering our fallen comrades who now live in the gym.*
          
          **This is what dodgeball has brought to us**

Aight hold up, COD zombies short stories #1 is #2 for Outstanding? And COD zombies short stories part 2 is #8 in amazement? Not gonna lie I just used random tags and these are some interesting things to see my guys thank you so much wtf!!! ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ 
          
          I wasn't expecting those to even blow up since I really sucked at writing those (/•ิ_•ิ)/  Gotta still go back and edit the chapters to be exact  but thanks so much like legit wtf (•ᴗ•)❤