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WARNING: CRAPPY JOKES AHEAD

Need an Ark? I Noah guy
*ba-dum TSSS*

What did the grape say when it was crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine  
*ba-dum TSSS*

Okay I'll stop now.

JUST KIDDING 
ONE MORE

Have you heard of the movie Constipation? No? That's because it hasn't come out yet. BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M SO FUNNY

WARNING: CRAPPY STUFF ABOUT ME AHEAD

I read, I write, I breathe, I sleep, I eat(too much), and basically just waste time. You're welcome. 

Most used word: crap

Most eaten food: TACOS

Most read author: hessiankills
P.S. She's great. Check out her great books and great descriptions and great profile.

I'm too lazy to continue, byyyyyyyee