dexisans

Hi! Please read my new story for a bit of an update ♡

Yeah I'm crabby and you wanna know why? Because I have crabs. That's right, I thought it'd be all fun and games to go to Mexico and have sex with a hooker named mos congreros. It turns out that in Spanish that means 'the crabs'. I paid 700 dollars for the crabs! So the next time you think to yourself "hey! I'm gonna have sex a woman who's name in that language means the crabs!" Maybe you'll open up your travellers dictionary. But hey, now you know.

That feeling when you are gone for so long that nobody gives a shit about you anymore

Guess who's back bitch- 
          
          It is just me OWO UWU OWO

Go commit Lego foot

Oof im trash to

Hai :0

Your username gives me life--
          
          
          I mean thanks for the follow.

hOi!

@TheEvilShipQueen nah, yoosung is my bby