henlllo frends this be me (Cordelia)
I like writing, mac n cheese, and music, that's pretty much all you need to know about me tbh
And remember, kids. Don't forget to eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast. kAcHoW
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di11pick1e
Jun 01, 2019 11:51PM
Happy Pride Month everyone!! I know I suck big ass at uploading consistently and ngl I'm probably still gonna suck at it, but I'll give an honest try to get to uploading some of the stories I have in...View all Conversations
Stories by Cordilla Tortilla
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-They're just crying crocodile tears. Nobody outside of my immediate family would care about me enough to cry...
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-I'm not sure when, but it's coming. I'll be ready, I'm ready. I'll embrace it and forget everything.-
Just a...
No, I Don't Fuck Pans
Yes, I am pansexual. No, I don't fuck pans. I fuck pans, pots, skillets, strainers, all of them because I don...