henlllo frends this be me (Cordelia)

I like writing, mac n cheese, and music, that's pretty much all you need to know about me tbh

And remember, kids. Don't forget to eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast. kAcHoW
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di11pick1e di11pick1e Jun 01, 2019 11:51PM
Happy Pride Month everyone!! I know I suck big ass at uploading consistently and ngl I'm probably still gonna suck at it, but I'll give an honest try to get to uploading some of the stories I have in...
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f u n e r a l
-They're just crying crocodile tears. Nobody outside of my immediate family would care about me enough to cry...
c o u n t d o w n by di11pick1e
c o u n t d o w n
-I'm not sure when, but it's coming. I'll be ready, I'm ready. I'll embrace it and forget everything.- Just a...
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No, I Don't Fuck Pans by di11pick1e
No, I Don't Fuck Pans
Yes, I am pansexual. No, I don't fuck pans. I fuck pans, pots, skillets, strainers, all of them because I don...