For all of you who have said - "You should write a book" - I have.  For those of you who have said - "You should be in a straight-jacket!" - I am.  Check out Cooking for the Criminally Insane by me, Madame la Comtesse at cookingforthecriminallyinsane.com  The full book with fabulous illustrations is finally ready!  There I am, an evening gown, a chef's hat and yes, a straight-jacket!  Enjoy.....  p.s they ship internationally

Doing the “Ultimate” is the only way author DianeStead knows how to do anything.  In this the first in her “Ultimate” series of How-To books, she explains in painful detail how to do everything from choosing the right wine to choosing the right guests.  (And yes, there is some cooking involved as well.)

This is the “Ultimate” stiletto-heeled romp through the sacred ground of designer cookbooks.

Madame la Comtesse  le Visage du Bouvier (a nom de plume) is the self-acclaimed author of “Cellphones for Schizophrenics”, a crazy look at crazy people; “Hairplugs and Ferraris”, the mid-life crisis – real or imagined – oh it’s real all right; and “Dentists on Harleys”, what you didn’t know about Sheldon.