Dear God of historical fiction
It would be a great honor if you read this, we are below you and your amazing writing skills but please have mercy on us, do not make us have such suspense that we have to beg (now on my knees) for you to update. I oh sorry we know that you update every wednesday but sometimes the wait is just too much, we know you have a life besides going on wattpad and writing stories, but if you could do all of us (gesturing all the fans) a gigantic favor it would be very nice to all of us ( your book thirsty fans ) if you stopped with the cliffhangers and not make us ( not literally ) choke with the anticipation in the air. So I will repeat it again, please don't have cliffhangers in any of your story.
Yours Truly crazy fan about your stories diaqqq.
So without further ado I will post this on your wall :)