Some days I feel like I'll wake up and find that Drake is really my daddy, I am married to a guy that fits all my criteria, I have an endless access to ice tea, I am batgirl, a billionaire (I refuse to be greedy), I have my own island with an actual floating bed, I am surrounded by people who make me laugh and the weirdest bunch of weirdo's who can relate. But you know, wishful thinking is just about the best way to make yourself cry...