Supporting grammar since 1939

Would you please be so kind as to point me in the direction of where I fucking asked for your opinion?

Grammar is my life so I'm here as a defender of justice to support who is right and hate who is wrong. 

We love people who can spell and we unleash our wrath upon simpletons who don't know what a fucking capital letter is. 

It's not my fault the truth hurts, would you like a damn band aid?

This is my cup of all the fucks I give and oh, would you look at that, it's empty. 

What's that? You don't like me? That's a shame. I'll need a few minutes to recover from such a tragedy. 

I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter and too hot for you. 

I wouldn't like you before your coffee because I hate you all the fuckin time. 

No one deserves my tears so that's why they ain't here sis. 

I keep it real cause I'm not afraid of your pussy ass, I'd just like to see you try and fight me you silly bitch. 

All hail the capital letter. Banzai.