speedd

no one follows this account and i know that but incase anyone DOES find this account im moving to archive of our own and using this account to read bad fanfictions ill tell ya'll my ao3 account once i get the invatation thingy

BRUH HOW DID MY FANFICTION BECOME #2 IN CASUALSEX LMAO

I've come to make an announcement everybody, Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was t h i s b i g, and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com, Shadow the Hedgehog you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and here's what my dick looks like! [explosion noise] That's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH! Just kidding, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO LIKE THAT OBAMA, YOU IDIOT! You all have 24 hours before the p i s s d r o p l e t s hit the fucking Earth, get out of my sight before I fucking destroy you too.