pfp art is by me

Oh damn the dhmis smutfic got taken down
          
          Meh, oh well 

Seeing that people hate my smut writing I'm going to write smut but never post it because you're too sensitive to read it 

hi, you dont know who i am, but i respect the choice of leaving the dhmis fandom, im still in it, but i dont really ship anyone. i make fanfics because im bored, but people got upset at you for it? those are the toxic people of the fandom. im sorry you went through that.

Hot take- eddsworld team sucks 
          
          I have my reasons 

Redussy?

I’m not following you bc of your user, I’m following bc of that background

How many fucking times do I have to say it 
          I'm not in the dhmis fandom anymore, if your following me because of my dhmis story then your going to be disappointed. So please for the love of god don't follow me for my dhmis story. You'll be disappointed

Y'all keep asking how I write these stupid fuckin books and by that I mean nobody 
          So I'll tell you how I write 
          
          1. Find your source material: the more dumber  the fandom your in the more reads you'll get so let's start with the shittiest shit of all eddsworld 
          Hahaha ( fucking coKe)
          
          2. Write random shit into the book: what shit? I don't know I made this crap up as I go 
           Just put some emotional torment to tom and some edd ( god I love edd)
          
          3. Pee pees: it's not a digitaltimefan story without mentions of sex or hardcore smut, but if you people get pissed off over how many gay characters I have in going to come to your house and shove a dildo up your ass!
          
          4. Write more then 150 words: since Wattpad gets all butthurt if you don't write over a hundred and fifty words in a chapter I just put a authors note if I have no ideas for the actual chapters 
          
          Congratulations if you follow these steps correctly you should have a book that's really good.
          
          Disclaimer: I can make jokes about the eddsworld fandom being bad I'm in the damn fandom. ( Plus I love eddsworld do don't get too butthurt over a joke)

Bruh why are all my old books getting talked about but the shit I actually took time on ( cough cough taria and kirk cough) nobody bats an eye 

I wanna change my fucking account name but I cant. I can't escape my demons ( my username is literally digital time fan, I ain't even in the dhmis fandom no more)