diiehard

/       me     ,     learning the Way Of The American in 0.1 seconds to make sure i can portray jake correctly      ,     when you know he's going to end up sounding like a texan hillbilly by the end of today    -
          	
          	also cb for one liners n specify mood ig

sinbiotic

;  bRUH SAME – EVEN THOUGH I'VE LIVED HERE AWHILE , IT'S HHH
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diiehard

@policesbitch                    ;
          	  /        DEADASS THERES A REASON WHY I STICK TO ANONS/OCS BASED IN THE BRITISH ISLES     ,,,,     BC I KEEP ON THINKIN THAT ILL MESS UP THE DIALECT
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sinbiotic

;  uH confused – ? idk -
          	  bUT THE WAY OF THE AMERICAN IS WOW , I'M LAUGHING TOO HARD
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brooklynlegacy

; im gonna double drop a reply because its 2 am and im feeling spicy 
          
          how do you know if a girl likes you ?

brooklynlegacy

as in , i pulled a night shift and was exhausted and passed out , but she happened to be beside me .
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diiehard

@brooklynlegacy                         ; 
            as in you slept on the couch or you /slept/ on the couch     ?
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brooklynlegacy

like a normal nap . like she took a sweater from me and we slept on the couch .
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brooklynlegacy

we should get a trampoline .

brooklynlegacy

hell yeah  !   would like to say , you're the best dad ever , by the way -
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diiehard

@brooklynlegacy                        ; 
            she didn't mention any indoor trampoline park     -     so let's go      !
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brooklynlegacy

so . . . no going to the indoor trampoline park to learn cool flips  ?
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maskclubs

oh , you must be mac 's dad  !

maskclubs

@seierchild ;;
            
            he hasn't  ?  oh —
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diiehard

@seierchild                        ; 
            laely     -      don't think he's every mentioned you before     -     bit strange     .
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maskclubs

@seierchild ;;
            
            his friend  –  laely  .
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orderlytabs

okay—  are  you  ready  jake  ?     our  dinner  reservation  is  for  six  o’clock  ,  but  we  need  to  be  there  at  least  thirty  minutes  ahead  of  time  !

diiehard

@orderlytabs                     ;
            we're still going to be half an hour early     !     plus you /know/ i'll end up finishing my drink before the meal comes if we get there too early    !
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orderlytabs

▄  @diiehard |
            
            didn’t  i  say  get  out  of  those  a  hour  ago  ?     hurry  up  and  get  a  move  on  ,  we  don’t  want  to  be  late  !
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diiehard

@orderlytabs                         ; 
            i haven't even gotten out of my pjs     ,    yet     -
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riotsgrrrI

it's four - thirty in the morning.

riotsgrrrI

i don't...    think so.    *    with a sigh,    he followed jake into the house,    closing the door behind them.    *    is there another reason you're here?
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diiehard

@urnotcheddar                    ; 
            can't promise that     ,     sir     !     *     he strolled past holt     ,      humming to himself     *    one question     -     does catnip work on dogs    ?
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riotsgrrrI

if i let you inside,    you have to be quiet.    kevin is still asleep.    *    he eyed the case of beer,    then sighed,    opening the door fully for the younger male to walk inside.    *
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orderlytabs

jake  ,  you  don’t  think i’m  a  nerd  ,  right  ?

diiehard

@orderlytabs                         :
            that's sad     .    and no    ,    i don't     .
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orderlytabs

▄  @diiehard |
            
            it  was  !       i  was  the  president  of  it  ,  even  if  it  was  just  because  i  was  the  only  person  apart  of  it  !      you  guys  just  don’t  understand  the  coolness  of  it  .
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diiehard

@orderlytabs                     ;
            and there it is     .      as your husband     ,     amy     ,     i feel like it's my duty to tell you that stenographer club was /not/ cool    .
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