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for those who have followed for "What a Catch Patrick" I have temporarily made it private until I can finish it which I have no idea until I finish it because it's obviously not my number one priority in life rn lol 

I'm not gonna continue with What a Catch Patrick sorry

Fuck it. I'm going to attempt to write it and hopefully not ruin the idea.

I have a good idea for a fanfic but I can't write FUCK

What did I do to have 14 followers tf

If you are ever feeling embarrassed, just remember you are not the author of Fifty Shade Of Grey 

If you are ever feeling down just remember in 1788 the Australian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men