callie

Nice profile pic. Is it Onision? lol

why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom,,,, cause the p is silent.

two peanuts were walking down the street. one was a salted. 

a ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. the bartender says, ‘sorry we don’t serve food here.’ AHAHA

@faclog but I love you bro

Writing a minecraft book.