dimpleismygoat

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i was corny as fuck up until like 2025 im so incredibly sorry to anyone ive ever interacted with before then im sorry

dimpleismygoat

HEY MATE, HAVE YOU GOT A SPARE BUCK?
          THIS PRICK OF A DRIVIER WONT LET ME ON THE BUS, ITS GETTING LATE AND I WANNA GO HOME
          I LOST MY WALLET AND I SMASHED MY PHONE 
          ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO 
          ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO
          ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO
          ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO
           
          OH, YES I DO