Hello, slackers 😜

 Here's a few things you need to know. Don't forget them.

Someone hurts you? I kill them.

Following me=best friends forever. There's nothing you can do to get out of it.

Nobody's opinion about you matters except for yours. Remember that.

Be nice to people. There are mean people in the world but we cannot stoop to their level. They'll get what they deserve, one way or another.

You are part of my cult. We watch Danny Gonzalez. Meetings are on Tuesdays at 4:00 pm in the back of the Walmart. Don't be late.

Finally, make sure to stay hidden, watch as much Danny Gonzalez as possible, and write cringey fanfiction about people who don't exist 

Click this link to be initiated into my cult:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iik25wqIuFo

Wake up