E.D Wazlib: Good day to you. My name is Ebmarah Dhyra Wazlib, a brainchild of the Dirt People. I am an author, poet and song writer. Actually, I'm just an author. Excuse me. Quite an accomplished one if I do say so myself. All of you shall bow down to my awe inspiring feats. All shall love me and worship my feet! Otherwise, there shall be dire consequences! I shall steal your cookies, and your pizza. And I shall rule the WORLD!!! Don't blame me. The world is utter chaos when you have three people controlling your mind.
Let's try again at a more serious note:
Greetings, we are the Dirt People. We rose from the earth like a Phoenix from its ashes, an amalgamation of three brilliant minds!
Five facts about each of us:
@TurquoiseSakura (Liz):
-I have no life.
-I play video games and write.
-I'd rather be sleeping!
-Je joue le violin.
-Super pale, super creepy.
@notafairyprincess (Ash):
-Polyglot
-Ambidextrous
-Insomniac
-Brief
-Most definitely not a fairy princess
@R3aD5R (Kopi): Hi, guys.
-I'm the weird one with glasses here.
-I LOVE HORSES, I LOVE HORSES, I LOVE HORSES. Umm.... Sorry! I just kind of really like horses.
So, READ, ENJOY, and most of all, READ...
-I am addicted to the internet.
-6 feet tall. Me=giantess
-Why's mine the longest?
Feel free to PM us any time and we'll be happy to respond! And please leave your valuable feedback. It means a lot to us! Thank you!
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- JoinedAugust 12, 2016
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