sigh.
yes, it's me. formally jared mccain. but don't worry! i have finally upgraded my phone and i don't think this one will randomly delete all of my information, passwords, emails and data randomly every 4 months or so?
it was time for a rebrand anyway.
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+ chappell roan, mcr, billie eilish, kevin atwater, no doubt, billy joel, djo, mitski, conan gray
#firenico
he/him, bisexual
books: the picture of dorian gray, animal farm, sherlock holmes, crime and punishment, anything kafka or dostoevsky
fav athletes: luka doncic, jared mccain, aaron gordon, franz + mo wagner, nikola jokic, paolo banchero, kimi antonelli, isack hadjar, alex albon, george russell, arike ogubawale, jonquel jones, caitlin clark, dorian pin, ruke orohoro, anna cramling
chess grandmaster (one day...)
nba player (one day...)
head engineer for mercedes f1 (one day...)
- luka's abandoned house in dallas
- JoinedDecember 23, 2025
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