Diana! Nick is poking me. You are sitting beside me. I see Jessica. YOLO. You poked me. I am comfortable yet I'm half off the chair and look very uncomfortable. Nick is poking me again. This is a useless message because I'm reading it out loud to you. You just laughed sarcastically. Now a real laugh. I don't want to suck your big toe. Jessica just sat down next to me. YOLO. She asked what I was doing. YOLO. I hear Eduardo. You don't have PE next semester. I'll get this to two thousand characters. I love you. Kerri is crushing me. Nick is now crushing me. I ate too much and it hurts. You gotta jiggle it a little. Something just fell and broke. We're in drama class. We're not doing anything. I'm still half off the chair. It's very comfortable. Jessica just said she didn't have a middle name. I now decree her middle name as YOLO. Nick just pushed Jessica off the couch and she screamed. You probably heard it. Therapist. Box of noodles. Coloring books. Quiche. Nick is braiding Lauren Ann's hair. Lauren Ann called me McKenKen. Jessica called me McKenna. I don't think she gets this nickname thing. That's why we call her YOLO or OJ. Nick tried to lick my hand. That's gross. It's National Lay Down on Lauren Ann Day. It's because we love her. Nick is tickling Lauren Ann's thigh. Jessica is trying to read what I'm writing and failing miserably. I think Eduardo is writing dick on the whiteboard. Oh, it's diction. My mistake. Bailee just put a K between the C and the T. Dicktion. Nick is sexually assaulting Lauren Ann. He says I'm next. Run away! Nah, I'll stay in my comfortable spot. Swag. Nick's ass is finally off Lauren Ann. She says it's boney. Nick is a llama and Kerri is a giraffe. Lauren Ann is an alpaca. Lauren Ann's mom's name is Cathi. It almost corrected as cargo. I'm gonna call Lauren Ann's mom Cargo from now on. Tyler has a plunger. We've been in class for a half an hour and have done nothing but lie on the couches. This is why drama is my favorite. The end! YOLO.
