escapingviareality

I imagine death so much it feels just like a memory...

escapingviareality

@dlumley2 oOOo that’s a good concept even if I was quoting smth
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dlumley2

@escapingviareality Maybe that's why we get deja vu whenever we sleep...
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escapingviareality

You breed with the mouth of a goat.

escapingviareality

It’s funnier in enochian.
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escapingviareality

@dlumley2 translation: you talk dirty when you fück
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escapingviareality

Macbeth is a mood

dlumley2

@escapingviareality No Shakespeare is sadistic. The characters are all masochists.
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escapingviareality

The mouse cursor is hopelessly in love with you. He always tries to reach out to you but fails. One day he finally gets out of that damn monitor and he’s happy, he’s heading right towards you, he thinks he’ll be able to embrace you with his small corners. Your eyes widen in fear not expecting this. The cursor is headed towards your eye. You scream as it’s point hits you pupil. But the cursor is happy, he’s finally together with his true love. Oh how little that time together will be...

escapingviareality

YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU LET MR.COW BECOME PRESIDENT!!! APOCALYPSE IS INEVITABLE!

escapingviareality

@dlumley2 and in court someone’s getting ROASTED!!!
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dlumley2

@escapingviareality Well at least they'll produce beef from all their political debates
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