*Takes a bow*

Why hello, my friends! I go by the name of Dai Uso, a Japanese name meaning 'great lier', or 'large lie' if you like that better. Since books are such large worlds that mainly consist of lies to hold it together.

To begin with, I will answer a few questions.

Q1. Are you really a guy?
A1. Yes I am physically male. Although my mental gender is, as you say, "up in the air" right now.

Q2. How old are you?
A2. Now, now, my dear friends, if I were to answer that question it would take the fun out of it, wouldn't it? *raises eyebrow*

Q3. How much do you like books?
A3. Oh, I just adore them! I just simply cannot get enough of them. They are such wonderful things that can take you to another reality entirely! I often say, "Books are the most excellent lies, so much so that they can even take those who are rarely fooled to believe it is real. And those books, are the best!"

Q4. What do you like to do in your spare time?
A4. Well, I like to read, play video games, write, parcore, computer stuff, watch anime, and read manga.

Q6. Are you really good at anything?
A6. Why yes! I am really good at acting! In fact, I am acting right now, as it makes it much more interesting to read! I'll switch back over to my regular writing style right away!

Q7. What is your real name?
A7. Well, my real name... Do I have to say it? This is the internet after all... Fine, my real name is... Fstoid! Ha! You though I was really going to say it?!? Well it's not going to be that easy! Decode it if you want to find out!!
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  • JoinedAugust 18, 2014



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