Idk lamaow

I live

If you're not sure if someone is dead or not...
          
          
          Run them over, they'll definitely be dead afterwards

Feeling cute, might kill Santa

I want a stream with just Stephen and Jay- unless Stephen's still salty about how Jay took his throne.

I'm starting to think my mom has the same personality as Jay in the videos, except IRL.  
          
          It's raining and this kid has no umbrella or sweater and is walking while getting soaked and is holding their arms.  My mom says "Aw, that kid doesn't have a sweater" and then IMMEDIATELY says after, "Dumbass." and Jay was the first person that came to my mind after I heard that.
          
          Also HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY SMOL BEAN HOSUH!!! (It's tomorrow)

My username for twitch (no I don't stream, I just watch oddjayalter) is RandomPerson809 and now when there's any existing comment with the words "Random person" I think they're talking about me.

To future me, if life is tough and you're sad, here's a life hack:
          
          D I E

O̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶a̶ ̶g̶e̶n̶i̶u̶s̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶l̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶w̶o̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶̶̶e̶̶̶
          
          Only a dumbass-retardedass-moron could love a woman/girl like me