Pronouns She/Her

I am about me myself and I solo right until I die. I love to read and escape to places in my head. I also really like frogs and otters in suits. Also Jumping spiders. I am an aspiring actor and comedian. JK the actor is true the comedian is not but I do have a joke. Drum role please *some drum role only i can hear because I am going crazy* What should you never fight a dinosaur *crickets* You'll get jurasskicked! LOL Also I have a pick up line. Are you French because Eiffle for you. I'm the best. I do have a redbubble but the stickers are shit so ignore that. My mother watches the account because of course she does. The redbubble so ignore it. I have the personality of Sirius (black) sometimes James (potter) And I dress like Remus (lupin) but as a women. 
                -Alice