Hi Masters, 
Dobby here, since I got my elf rights I decided on writing a fanfiction (I think It's what Muggles call it) about a girl I met at Hogwarts. Mister Pottah is helping me write this,dflmcweb73u7y ITS 'POTTER', don't heasitate to send me a private message, I'm going to try and make and Instafgram account (Miss Granger is helping me with that) to keep you posted on what I'm doing and such. Please take everything witha grain of Malfoy Manor salt, the best in town. I try to update as soon as possible but it takes time to make art. Thank you everybody for listening to my speech, I will be dissaparating now. Goodbye!

Uhhh... Dobby just left, well I'm Harry, nice to meet all of you. Ermm Bye...