p-wai.

my sweetheart paris.

imma step on dirt b4 u suck it then brb

bonjour

henlo bmf or suck a foot

My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in.
          
          Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll murder your wife and marry you.

i'd take you to the movies but they dont allow people to bring snacks
          
          I don't go to the buffet because when we get in bed I always get full ✋

you're an ass.

all my friends are gone LMAO, gimmie new friends. 

ily france