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Random quotes because I feel like this should be longer:

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
 
"When life gives you lemons . . . freeze them and throw them at the people making your life difficult."- Unknown

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." - Robert Bloch

"People who wonder if the glass is half empty or half full are missing the point, the glass is REFILLABLE"- Unknown

"life is too short to be serious all the time, so, if you cant laugh at yourself, call me. . .I'll laugh at you."-Unknown

"Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles."-Unknown

"A story per day keeps monsters away." - Unknown

"Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth,"-Unknown :)

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