Doggysruler

Santa buddy, slip a flugel under the tree
          For me
          Been an awful good player
          Santa buddy, so hurry down the chimney tonight
          
          Santa buddy, a nice plastic euphonium too, bright blue
          I'll sight-read for you, dude
          Santa buddy, so hurry down the chimney tonight
          
          Think of all, the fun I've missed
          Think of all the dumb music I don't possess
          Next year I could be, just as good
          If you check off my Christmas list
          
          Santa pally, I want Sax and heard that the price, was slashed
          Been at first chair all year
          Santa buddy, so hurry down the chimney tonight
          
          Santa buddy, one thing that I really do need
          The reed
          With a nice English horn
          Santa pally, so hurry down the chimney tonight
          
          Santa buddy, fill my stockings with marching horns,
          And know
          That I'll march 8 to 5
          Santa pally, so hurry down the chimney tonight
          
          Come and trim, my Christmas tree
          With different key trumpets bought at O'Malley's
          I really do, believe in you
          Now let's see if you, believe in me
          
          Santa poppy, forgot to mention one little thing
          Fanfare
          No I don't mean like the song
          Santa buddy, so hurry down the chimney tonight
          Hurry down the chimney tonight
          Oh, hurry down the chimney tonight

to celebrate christmas, i am going to write a cover of santa baby for musicians, cya soon

Short Stories #5
          —Quick Draw—
          
          “Mate, is shooting at each other the best way to do this?” The sniper asked the medic with caution, “Well..Nein, but! I must know if the über works right some how..” 
          
          “Are you ready freundin?”
          
          “Charge me doctor!” The heavy says in excitement, as the medic pops the über the heavy starts glowing, but so does his beloved minigun, Sasha, he starts shootings at the sniper, who without time to react dives behind cover, realizing that this type of über left the medic vulnerable he aims and, “Boom. Headshot.”
          
          “AGH, NEIN, THIS WILL NEVER WORK!” The medic exclaims in defeat.

Plsss make Ds Moreeeeeee

yes i am alive, somebody thought i wasnt

i want to die...anyways heres a short story thats not as weird
          
          Short Stories #4 
          (this ones true!)
          
          so we did a graduating grade walk at my school, i won't say what grade i'm in, i'm just not graduating, so my teacher told me not to hold my hand up for high fives cause they'd hit hard and to just wait until the girls come, i didn't listen and two people hit my hand as hard as they could, then the girls came and my teacher said, "see they'll be more gentle, they aren't", and i quote, "hyperactive children who are violent." 7 girls hit me as hard as they could. my hand is still red.

i need inspiration to write, sadly i have none lol, see a fic update in like a month or something i dunno

holy shit wattpad exists

Short Stories #3
          
          Today I was just sitting in my living room, then my mom walked in, she told me to clean the house, I can see how I got away it with it, but I am having trouble believing they didn't find the body, nobody every checks the freezer.

Short Stories #2
          
          My dad told me he had to get milk, when I told him we already had some he said, "More couldn't hurt!" But I said it might hurt cause the milk could spoil. He left and it's been 10 days. My mom misses him, I miss my bullet.