My name is dolan and I hav intense sweg so I can't see da h8rs.
I am also an award winning meme lord and I have become the pope of the church of shrek. I am also a leading scientist in the search for the cure of autism, it's not going very well. I also have numerous adventures throughout the galaxy to save mankind from destruction ( you're welcome) and I am also an expert navy seal with a great amount of tactics and over 300+ kills don't mess with me. And I also participate in numerous rituals with the Ku klux klan in the forests of Alabama. I am also a professional NBA player and can make a shot from the opposite side of the court, I will destroy you in a 1v1 match
"If you tell a lie long and loud enough, people will eventually start to believe it" -Adolf Hitler
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