dollarstorekermit

any one shot requests since i’m out of hiatus?

It's your best friend, Evan, waiting for his crackhead brother to get off the toilet-
          
          Anyways-
          
          Ahem-
          
          MAKE A PART TWO TO THE TODOBAKU ONE-SHOT, MY BRO DUDE
          I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR MONTHS

I’m so bored-
          
          Help-

How ya doods feel about Stripper Aizawa?
          
          Cause it’s happening-

SPOILER FOR ERASERMIC FANFIC!
          
          If you don’t want a spoiler, don’t read this. 
          
          ——
          
          “No no no no no! Don’t leave me, please!” Hizashi pleaded with slight tears in his eyes.
          
          In front of him lie a barely breathing Shouta Aizawa, skin from one of his elbows missing, lying face down.
          
          “Where is Recovery Girl?” Hizashi yelled. He carefully picked up Shouta, horrified by his state.
          
          “She’s attending to the children! You’ll have to wait!” Midnight shouted.
          
          “God dammit!” Hizashi yelled as he kneeled down, barely able to breath from worry.
          
          “Ya-Yamada...?” He heads a weak voice ask. Hizashi looked down to see Aizawa, his eyes barely opening, as he struggled to sit up himself.
          
          “No, don’t struggle, Aizawa. You’ll be ok. Everything will be ok.” He reassured.
          
          “It hurts...” Shouta groaned. Hizashi shushed him.
          
          “What happened to being able to take care of yourself?” He tried to make a joke to lighten the mood. Shouta gave a little chuckle, making Hizashi smile a little before he started coughing.
          
          “Shh... Recovery Girl will come and this will be all over.” Aizawa nodded a little, before going limp again. Mic kept two fingers on his pulse in his wrist the whole time to make sure he was still breathing.
          
          It was uneven, but it was there, as he was carried off to Recovery Girl.
          
          ——

People telling me I’m cold hearted cause I wrote sad Erasermic fanfic-
          
          
          I see you, Mother, Evan, and Sage-
          
          
          WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE UP MY SLEEVE-

So-
          
          I just-
          
          I write a lot of angst-
          
          Don’t worry, you’ll get fluffy Erasermic soon, but like-
          
          I kinda feel bad for Mic cause he’s having a mental breakdown-
          
          Hhhh-

*when you only have six books in your library because you read all the good ones*
          
          Anyone want to give me suggestions? Cause like... 3/4 of the books in waiting to update.
          
          Most of it is BNHA, then some Marvel, then some musical shoot-
          
          Oh well.

Late night thoughts:
          
          Eight children plus one miscarriage.
          
          An affair.
          
          And probably a thing with his best friend.
          
          So, either John, Maria, and Eliza were desperate, Alex was desperate, or he had a huge "wand-"
          
          Or a combination of any of those.