@dollmouth
that shade is absolutely yours. i’m jealous!
@lostinluck * any old drug store will have it. luckily my expensive taste doesn't always include makeup.
where’d you get it?
@lostinluck * oh, thank you, hon. that's very sweet.
come on, tiff, keep walkin.
@goodguyss * yeah, i know that too.
this is the doll you decided to be with for eternity!
@goodguyss * i know.
where the fuck did we get all these cook books?
@goodguyss * they are.
i know they’re your favorite.
@goodguyss * mhm. :)
you left out the part where i’d be the getaway driver this time, doll?
@goodguyss * yeah, true.
or smarty skirt sounds more like you.
@goodguyss * that's me.
/ happy halloween everyone
the calendar doesn’t exist to me
* my bride
@goodguyss / hai
. . .
/ clears throat
@clawedways / my calendar opened up
/ look who decided to come back *files nails*
for the love of — i can’t go ten STEPS in this city without running into at least one “ unique “ human with a god complex. what’s your thing ? dead parents , imaginary children , blind ??
@trickstergcd * for that, i won't be moving.
i preferred my previous deduction. the one where you were in my way. here’s an idea ! we stick to that theory and you ( and your tacky turtleneck ) move.
@trickstergcd * perhaps, then, we're in each other's way.
perhaps you’d like to tell me why the knob on our bedroom door is practically destroyed?
@mutantshope * well— i could. or i could not and avoid you getting mad at me. :)
