Sipping a cup of ice tea cause Hell is hot !
DRAGONLADY  - SO , what are you suffering from, my empty headed friend ?                                                         
ME - A severe case of procrastination , my lady .
DD- hmm, your a huge disappointment but that is old news. so do  you have the list of the next potential idiots like you ? 
  ME-      * scratching my head * what list ? oh, wait ! ( fiddles with my bag chain and procures the golden scroll )   
My lady, the first one on this list is a " DONKEYDRUM" .
DD -   THAT IDIOT !! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR HER TO UPDATE HER STORIES BUT THAT MORONIC BITCH REMOVED IT AND IS KEEPING ME ON MY TOES ! 
ME - But DD, she gave a legit excuse.
* DD huffs and puffs and swings her hand fan back and forth *
DD - I do not care , just get her here and banish her to the darkest place in hell , THE TARTARUS !
ME- how is she going to complete her work then ?
DD - Just throw her a torch . your dismissed lad . * And vanishes *-                
DONKEYDRUM -            LOOKS AT HER  READERS , SMIRKS, SHAKES   HER HEAD  AND JUMPS BACK TO HER WRITING. ( this is how she landed up in hell)