Hello, 

You must be here for one reason and one reason only- to take over the world! It's okay, we all have thought about it. It's my dream to take over the world and liv... wait you don't want to take over the world? Well, okay then. 

Since you're obviously not here to take over the world with me, I guess you're here to learn more about me. Yay, *says that sarcastically* but first I want to say thank you for coming here today to stal... I mean learn more about me. It's a honor to be stalke.. I mean have someone take their time out of their life to do that. *whispers in ear* You're my favorite. 

Since you're obviously so sweet, I will give you 4 fact about myself. 

1. I live in Georgia, (don't stalk me). * nervously laugh* Maybe, I shouldn't have told you that. Just pretend I didn't, okay? Anywaayyss... 

2. My favorite word is banana. 

3. I lovvvvvvveeeee Slim Jims.

4. I can play a French horn, if you don't know what it is look it up. I'm not explaining what it is, *rolls eyes* no hard feelings though.

That's it, you are my sweetheart for stal- visiting my page! ;) Please, come back.. Wait, I have to tell you something- it's one more fact. 

5. I'm a girl. :p

That's it, for real this time. You are available amazing. 

  See yah later alligator... :* 

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