dorkyives

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sarcasticwaves

@dorkyives * * * 
            
            * * * that would bring an awkward laughing fit from them both like , " ew , no , jake is cuter - no offence , you're not my type - " and like , she'd go " so long as he leaves my pig alone he can stay right ? "
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dorkyives

@brlngmetolife 
            
            // he’d probably be vv confused at first and be like “ is this your boyfriend ? ” seeing as she might not have brought jake over yet ?? but he’d probably warm up to the kid honestly and would appreciate the extra help 
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redkillings

you  .  i saw you hanging around with grace  .  who are you  ,  exactly  ? 

dorkyives

@donttrytofixme- 
            
            well , i’m happy that you’re happy , if that makes any sense . i really don’t need more people mad at me . 
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redkillings

@dorkyives * * *
            
            yeah . yeah , i do . . . she's lucky to have people who care about her . i know the whole big brother code says hate your sister's boyfriend , but i'm happy you've been there for her .
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dorkyives

@donttrytofixme- 
            
            yeah . i’m glad you actually seem to care about her though . 
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sarcasticwaves

* * * here we go xD
          
          " jake . jake . jake ! " grace yelled as she walked into the diner , pushing a pram in front of her . she ignored the weird looks she was getting , instead walking directly up to the counter to give jake a very satisfied smile , pride sparkling in her eyes , " i can call you daddy now we have a baby ! " 

dorkyives

@brlngmetolife 
            
            “ that would probably be hilarious . ” he chuckled at the thought , rolling his eyes . 
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sarcasticwaves

@dorkyives * * *
            
            " wanna bet ? i will shave all your hair off and make you as bald a lex luthor , jake . " grace huffed , smirking at him .
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dorkyives

@brlngmetolife 
            
            “ you wouldn’t hurt me , would you ? besides , you’re totally in love with me , so ha . ” jake smirked at her .
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sarcasticwaves

* * * kay s o o i need to know where you got your pfp from because i can't find any pics - 

sarcasticwaves

@dorkyives * * * 
            
            * * * i just don't think google likes me today xD
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dorkyives

@brlngmetolife 
            // i think i just searched “ jessie eisenberg ” ? or maybe with the word icon too ? idk xD
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sarcasticwaves

( kay so i wanted to give you a load of headcanons - )
          
          one ) if grace sees anyone trying to be mean to jake , she will square tf up with them . she may be a smol bean but she will CLAW their eyes out because she cares .
          
          two ) she's constantly stealing things and giving them to him bc she loves seeing him smile . it's contagious and makes her happy .
          
          three ) she won't tell jake that she's homeless , which is how she's always free to hang out with him .
          
          four ) she also would never admit it , but she would love him to hug her -

sarcasticwaves

@dorkyives * * * 
            
            * * * the deed is done -
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sarcasticwaves

@dorkyives * * *
            
            * * * you should - 
            and watch me put jake in her bio - 
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