milkymanoban
i have a question if you don't mind me asking !
sarcasticwaves
https://youtu.be/3L3R0o3PEyQ ( forgive my spamming and sorry if i'm being annoying )
dorkyives
goldepogue
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sarcasticwaves
@dorkyives * * * * * * that would bring an awkward laughing fit from them both like , " ew , no , jake is cuter - no offence , you're not my type - " and like , she'd go " so long as he leaves my pig alone he can stay right ? "
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dorkyives
@brlngmetolife // he’d probably be vv confused at first and be like “ is this your boyfriend ? ” seeing as she might not have brought jake over yet ?? but he’d probably warm up to the kid honestly and would appreciate the extra help
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redkillings
you . i saw you hanging around with grace . who are you , exactly ?
dorkyives
@donttrytofixme- well , i’m happy that you’re happy , if that makes any sense . i really don’t need more people mad at me .
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redkillings
@dorkyives * * * yeah . yeah , i do . . . she's lucky to have people who care about her . i know the whole big brother code says hate your sister's boyfriend , but i'm happy you've been there for her .
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milkymanoban
wow you work at a diner ! that must be supee super awesome
sarcasticwaves
* * * here we go xD
" jake . jake . jake ! " grace yelled as she walked into the diner , pushing a pram in front of her . she ignored the weird looks she was getting , instead walking directly up to the counter to give jake a very satisfied smile , pride sparkling in her eyes , " i can call you daddy now we have a baby ! "
dorkyives
@brlngmetolife “ that would probably be hilarious . ” he chuckled at the thought , rolling his eyes .
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sarcasticwaves
@dorkyives * * * " wanna bet ? i will shave all your hair off and make you as bald a lex luthor , jake . " grace huffed , smirking at him .
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dorkyives
@brlngmetolife “ you wouldn’t hurt me , would you ? besides , you’re totally in love with me , so ha . ” jake smirked at her .
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sarcasticwaves
* * * kay s o o i need to know where you got your pfp from because i can't find any pics -
dorkyives
@brlngmetolife // i think i just searched “ jessie eisenberg ” ? or maybe with the word icon too ? idk xD
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sarcasticwaves
( kay so i wanted to give you a load of headcanons - )
one ) if grace sees anyone trying to be mean to jake , she will square tf up with them . she may be a smol bean but she will CLAW their eyes out because she cares .
two ) she's constantly stealing things and giving them to him bc she loves seeing him smile . it's contagious and makes her happy .
three ) she won't tell jake that she's homeless , which is how she's always free to hang out with him .
four ) she also would never admit it , but she would love him to hug her -