at least 3

Jack Black talks like someone doing an impression of someone who talks like him

I just watched Nimona I am sobbing harder than I have all year send help 

You like sleeping? Omg same we should do it together sometime 

ALL I WANT IS TO BE ABLE TO SEE COLORS THAT ARE FURTHER ALONG THE SPECTRUM OF LIGHT
          IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK

I'm loving the Legend of Zelda: Caves and Cliffs update so far

Guess who just got a binder :D 

Brown eyes are usually seen as boring, dark, and just devoid of anything particularly spectacular, but when the sunlight hits them, it brings out honey and gold colored flecks, turning something usually thought of as uninteresting into something beautiful and bright by bringing out its true colors
          Now
          Nico had brown eyes
          And Will is a son of the sun God
          Nico has only ever known darkness, and believed that's all there was to him, but Will - a being of light - shone upon Nico, and showed him the beauty that was hidden underneath his dark exterior
          
          And Nico hasn't give up his darkness. It's a part of him, after all. But Will showed Nico that theres more to him, and he doesn't have to live in darkness forever, because you never know the true beauty hidden beneath the darkness, until you shine a light on it.

Why are white people out here surprised that the little mermaid is black like do yall not remember all those Africans yall threw into the ocean

I am (in theory bc aroace) such a whore for praise
          
          Like i totally get sexualising your trauma now, because I was (and still kinda am) so desperate for approval and affection and now I'm at a point in my life where if I were cuddling with someone or something like that and they started just showering me with love and affection and praise and telling me how great i am, I think I would disintegrate on the spot
          Like I would be on my knees so dam quick
          
          Hypothetically of course 
          
          Because sex is gross and scary
          And I'm a whore in theory, not in practice
          
          But holy shit dude

Guys I need help I can't find any good solangelo fics pls if yall know any, tag me in them or tell me the title and author
          I will NOT be going to ao3 I don't care how good it is, I despise the web design and the user interface is absolute garbage I don't care how many people say I "just need to get used to it" because im too hot to be reading fanfiction on an ugly website
          
          So yea 
          Any good solangelo fics (and other riordanverse fics if you want) would be appreciated thank you for your time and if you have ao3, please delete your account, you're too good for shitty ui <3