Well....HELLO THERE RANDOM PERSON AND WELCOME TO MY PAGE....(we probably don't have cookies)
Well hi, strange person who decided to stalk my profile. I'm Emma...*waves hand awkwardly*
I'm weird. I'm sarcastic. I'm snarky. I'm socially awkward. I'm annoying. I'm lazy. I'm quiet. I'm loyal. I'm clumsy. I'm protective. I'm uncoordinated. I'm hungry.
Bada bing bada boom *dusts off hands trying to be cool, starts to walk away, trips on curb, shouts expletives like a drunken sailor, notices you, gets up awkwardly, waves stiffly and shuffles away*
••Ok so I officially have too many ideas crammed into the empty chasm of my skull, so updates will vary depending on how in to the story I am or how much I wish to procrastinate (procrastination is set in stone- I shall procrastin of the ate because I wouldn't be myself if I didn't, think of this as a premature apology. Refer to this when looking for updates)••
Sooo I have quite a few stories in the works (or flitting about somewhere in my oh so spacious cranium), some of which will not be uploaded until I'm ready or have the time. They are called:
BloodBound
Red String Of Hate
Fighting Chance (A Beauty And The Beast Retelling)
The Beginners Guide To Love For The Socially Inept
Mistaken Identity (Coming Soon...ish)
NOTE: ALL OF MY WORK IS ORIGINAL. NOTHING HAS BEEN COPIED, THIS IS ALL MY OWN SO PLEASE DON'T COPY WITHOUT SPECIFIC PERMISSION FROM ME, THE AUTHOR, CREATOR, AND OVERLORD OF THESE ORIGINAL STORIES
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Velma Asp and Leo Karner were on completely different spectrums of the social ladder.
Velma was a socially aw...
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The end was coming.
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The Black Heart was a notorious pirate ship that roamed the seas, plundering and taking what they saw fit fro...