(1) St3LlwAr1s-In_aBlaNk3t

I'm gonna file a missing person report, like where do y'all go?

hello respectable wattpad veteran
          are you still active?

Hey, this is Soren back on a different account for a series of very embarrassing reasons. Are you still down to work with the RP?

Not me knowing that I should be productive and I want to be productive but having no clue what to do to be productive with what are you talking about I'm sane

Bruh, I'm on vacation and NOW is when I learn that MatPat's retiring from hosting Theorists?
          
          ...I hope beyond all hope that he has a life deserving of the legacy he left behind :'(

I'm seeing people say that I Jedi could beat a Space Marine, and because I do not like fake news, I'd like to share this, also because WH40K is really cool.
          
          So, the thing is, an average Jedi is an honorary peacekeeper, enhanced with the powers of the Force and tasked with maintaining its balance. They are brave, generous, each one uniquely adept, and their weapons themselves are meant not to be the most effective, but to represent honour.
          An average Space Marine is a brutal warrior, uplifted from human bonds to that of a demigod, tasked with enforcing the will of the (God-)Emperor across the galaxy. They have no fear, they have no restraint, and their form is one to be truly terrified of to any and all of the xenos or the traitor.

Merry Christmas Eve! Except I'm in Australia so I get to do Christmas stuff today >:)
          
          So, Merry Christmas!

Yo, I'm currently sending this from Australia, where we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty-

Guess what! 
          
          A tree fell on the power lines!
          
          A fuse then subsequently fucking exploded! 
          
          I'm probably not gonna be very active for a bit.

Ayo, did you hear that Tommyinnit is on this site, and posted a fanfic? 
          My first instinctual response is as follows: 
          
          One of us... One of Us... ONE OF US... ONE OF US... Ǫ̶͙͉͔̾̆̂̕͠Ñ̴̰̦̊͐̒̚Ȩ̶̢̳͌̌̄̄̄ ̵̨̤̥̲̩̔O̷̪̖̾̅F̴̨̣̜́̍́̀̕͜ ̴̼̺̑Ú̴̙̜̳̟̱̈́̋̕͝S̴̙̉̆́͠!