drarry_goose

Just fyi this account is really old and not up to date and I probably won’t be active at all—if you like dsmp or avatar please dm me on tiktok @ ohyouknowgeese so we can talk and I can show you my new fics

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OMG U LIKE PARKS AND RRCREATION?

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@ItsSageCarstairs13 lol its so good tho i love it! i know ligit noone whos watched it
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drarry_goose

@ItsSageCarstairs13 omg hi sorry I haven’t been on here or updated my bio in like a year but yes I like it!! I don’t super remember it since I think I last watched it two years ago so I’ll have to rewatch soon haha
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drarry_goose

https://octoberstrike.com
          
          Y’all this is very important if you can please do or if you’re a minor ask your parents #starvethewealthy

drarry_goose

@ur_genderfluid_idiot it should explain at the link, but basically starting October 15 a bunch of people are going to stop working and buying, the goal being to destabilize the economy enough to make a difference. I didn’t explain it very well, but it is one of the more organized and real ways we can make change. If enough people do it, the rich will have to listen.
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rise_fellow_gays

@drarry_goose whats this about im kinda out of the loop
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drarry_goose

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          Please sign very important

drarry_goose

@drarry_isreal_boys good good excellent thank you
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THE_WARGOD

@drarry_goose i did it. we will not have him back
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drarry_goose

Woah 400 followers?? Thanks guys!! In honor of that and 12k reads on aome my tiktok is @goosergeeser! Kind of a face reveal I guess sorry the content on there is kinda cringey I’m planning to make some better stuff (Minecraft, political, gender and sexuality content)

THE_WARGOD

@drarry_goose haha youre welcome
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drarry_goose

@drarry_isreal_boys nobody’s said that before lmao
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drarry_goose

t e e t h   h u r t

drarry_goose

@catsrsoocuteUwU oh haha I had just got braces on
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drarry_goose

Wait why the heck was that reported
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Neels34

So I started the drarry story, it only have one chapter and Ik it’s not great but I was wonder if you could read it and see how I could fix it?  Please

jungkookie_boogie

@Neels34 um this needs to be a real thing like please .
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drarry_goose

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@Neels34 
            
            And just my luck, I walk up to the pinned-up parchment at the same time as Malfoy. If rolling your eyes made noise, you could hear me from outer space. 
            
            Trying my best to ignore his existence, I walk up and start looking for my name. Right as I think I see it, Malfoy shoves me out of the way. I almost fall to the floor, but manage to keep my balance. Thank Merlin I have some dignity left. 
            
            “Oh sod off, Malfoy. I’m not in the damn mood for your shit right now,” I spit.
            
            Through an exaggerated fake smile, he says sickeningly sweetly, “You might want to think about changing your behavior—roomie.” He smirks devilishly and walks away. 
            
            Fuck. Why. The. Fuck. Am. I. So. Damn. Un. Lucky?
            
            Aight here you go, sorry the tenses are a little weird I’m the worst at that
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drarry_goose

@Neels34 
            
            Hermione, Ron and I are sitting at the Gryffindor table when Dumbledore’s voice booms out from the front of the room.
            
            “The staff and I have decided that this year we will begin a new concept as to strengthen house unity.” He pauses and looks around the room. “You will no longer be able to room with your house-mates... you need to mingle and make new friends.” He smiled. “Come see your new rooming pairs after the feast.”
            
            Oh no no no no... this is the worst possible development, I thought to myself. My nightmares have gotten so much worse as of late and Ron is the only one who can help with them. He seems to have forgotten about this little issue though, instead more worried about who he’d be sharing with. 
            
            “There’s no way in hell I’m rooming with a Slytherin,” he says, scoffing.
            
            ‘Mione, being her ever optimistic self, says, “This will be a fantastic opportunity for all of us.” Ron gave her a dirty look and she smacked him on the side of the head.
            
            After I’ve stuffed myself to the absolute brim, I push myself up and mutter, “I guess I’ll go see who I got.” I was expecting a reassuring thumbs-up from Hermione or an empathetic smile from Ron, but nothing. They didn’t even notice I had left. 
            
            It’s nothing new though, ever since they started dating they seem really distant, like they care more about each other than whatever I’m doing or saying. They hardly seem to even notice I’m there half the time. Oh well...
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drarry_goose

Hey I heard some people saying that I shouldn’t say “bussin” because it’s AAVE. Is this a thing?

LittleBlue911

So I'm slightly confused at this. If it's like a language then why would it be racist to say it? Wouldn't it be like, say, an white speaking Spanish? Not hate I'm honestly just trying to understand
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drarry_goose

@_s_o_c_k_ huh okay so if I’m getting this right it is unlike other languages in that I should just stay away from speaking it? Thanks btw
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drarry_goose

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u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none? ur freer than a costco sample? any drillers? looking for a wambulance? a dollar tree headset? 
          you’re bad? you’re dogwater? you’re freer than a costco sample? you’re boxed like a fish? you’re freer than a public bathroom? did i ask? any askers? from the makers of frozen 1 comes frozen 2? 
          Where are you going? Your lost Dollar tree headset? 0 PR Earnings check, oh wait you have none?
          Boxed like a fish, caged like a zoo animal, Goodwill headset, pawn shop console, freer than soiled underpants , dog water, cat piss, hot dog water, 404 Earnings not Found, shit on like a toilet, go back to 2020 and catch COVID. 
          your so lost where r u going, Youre lost like your dad, hes never coming home. so sad, your free so free, freer than a dollar off coupon to dollar tree, freer than a white girl with 3 white claws ,I packed you down like I did your step sis last night.0 earns 0 PR , walking shitter welcome to hell, you so dog, boxed you like logan paul shit on you like mcgregor