scarhead .

No one:
          Rita: *can’t keep a theme*

finally updated my oneshots book! (nsfr)

It has been a while.... Please update your oneshot book. I liked reading that. 

✨ i changed my theme and it’s giving me indie vibes ✨ 

THIS THEME AVCSBABS

AHH OKAY FIRST OFF LETS IGNORE THE FACT THAT FOR ME YOUR BDAY IS TOMORROW LMAO BUT FOE YOU ITS TODAY
          
          HAPPY BIRTHDAY IDIOT 
          
          it feels like we've been friends for like forever xjoajfks im so glad I met you, you were my first ibf and you helped me sm. youre so sweet and stupid and ugly and nice and ilysm like ur my turtle aH 
          I remember when we first talked, I think I asked you if you liked bottom harry and then when yoy said yes our friendship expanded and i learned thay we have SO MUCH in common its unreal. I'm so happy to have YOU as my soulmate and I wouldn't change anything 
          I also remember the first time I heard ur voice u were AuStRalIaN and ik u have a pet kangaroo and i still don't understand what that porky roll shit or whatever tf you said is but it probably tasted good iDK 
          anyways i still have yet to do ur bday edit LMAO I made one before but then i lost it so now I have to make another and thafs kinda good because I improved my editing since then so its gonna be be t t e r 
          
          ANYWAYS i don't know if ill be able to top what you did for my bday because ur extra af bUT ill try my best t e e h e e 
          
          ok im probably annoying you LMAO byEe

i’m going to try and read some marichat smut because it’s the hottest and best ship from the entire tv show and i’ll see how i feel about it

MERRY XMAS ALL! HAVE A VERY MERRY XMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR

i really admire all of you guys from the lgbtq+ (the + is important) community for coming out to your parents i couldn’t IMAGINE coming out to my parents i would CRAP myself but having a difference preference doesn’t make you any different sorry this makes no sense ❤️ 

Apple *inserts picture of Harry* jeans
          Boots with da furrrr