Oh, You're probably looking at the cows and wondering--

Heck, we don't care!

∞ We are awesome.
∞ We have been branded cows, so awesome cows we shall be.
∞ The Wattpad gods love us (probably us more than you) though they are fickle.
∞ Cud is underrated.
∞ We are the real killers. Fear us.
∞ Harry Styles looks feminine.
∞ If you are a sensible human being, you'll follow us.
∞ Lovers of the dark world. We like dark humor. Evil runs through every html code of this profile. Feel it? 'Cause it's legend-wait-for-it-and-we-hope-you're-not-lactose-intolerant-dairy. Moo-ya.

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

(It's funny. If you don't agree... The lego curse is very real. And we are proficient in inflicting it.)