Hey, I'm just a simple gal
- Involved with soo many fandoms
- Has watched soo much anime in her lifetime
- Does not get any hours of sleep
- Simply cannot give a care about school
- Fangirls for a living
- Eats every second of the day
And is proud to be a FANWOMAN

Because being a Fangirl is a childish and silly.
Yes.
When you are a fangirl you, 
- Sleep
- You breathe a little
- You post  all about your fandoms on tumblr
- And share around your common interest with other people.

When you fan woman:
- YOU SCREAM
- YOU KOKORO GOES DOKI DOKI
- YOU HAVE A FANGASM
- YOU YELL
- YOU CAPSLOCK EVERYTHING
- AND DO THIS THING >> UGBIAVvivdiVIUIUADOUhnfbgufgzxuifgsoizhoug
- YOU SCREAM AND RUN AROUND THE HOUSE LIKE AN IDIOT
- YOU HYPERVENTALATE
- U SPEL WARDS RONG
- YOU GO MENTAL WHEN YOUR SHIP SINKS
- YOU STAND YOUR GROUND AND MAKE PROTESTS ABOUT YOUR SHIP NOT GOING CANNON
- YOU CRY YOUR HEART OUT WHEN YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTER DIES
- YOU LAUGH
- YOU CRY
- YOU SPRAWL ON THE FLOOR AND WONDER WHERE YOUR'E LIFE HAD GONE WRONG.
- NOTHING YOU TYPE MAKES ANY SENSE
- LIFE IS MEANINGLESS WITHOUT YOUR SHIPS.

And That.
Ladies and Gentlemen...
Is how you achieve Fanwoman/man/dyinginthekokorodepartment.
I rest my case.