Oh dear, I am a little bit late, although I do hope you shall forgive, for I have a glorious tale to tell you.
'Twas Wednesday, I had the documents all ready to go, announcements made up, decisions decided, when, gasp, a giant squirrel appeared and snatched the document from my poor, rather messy, hardworking hands, and ran into the sunset and burnt into a crisp. That, my dear friends, is why these announcements are so late.
But, alas, I shall STILL deliver for what we have promised to you, so here it is.
Nothing extremely exciting, the first chapter of "I will fight for you" is going to be posted this Saturday, tomorrow. We are also feverishly working on other stories that will come to you eventually, you just have to be patient, my little saplings, for good things come in good time (said a wise person, probably).
Also, Happy Easter, I hope the Sir Bunny brings you lots of chocolates, while maintaining the six feet of distance from other life forms, naturally. I hope you are all staying in good health, washing your hands, hiding in your bedrooms, watching YouTube and Netflix until you run out of content, reading all the books and FanFictions you can get your hands on, and, above all, screaming into the abyss.
I think that should be enough for now, so I shall now say fare thee well, my dear little grasshoppers, and Ash will see you all again on Wednesday for the next set of announcements.
Sincerely,
Bek.