#1 No boomers #2 No zoomers #3 No weebs (under the penalty of death) ((I'm looking at you Phil)) #4 No marvel stans #5 Stan Loona #6 No K-pop #7 My little pony friendship is FUCK #8 No videos I've already seen before #9 Staged videos are shit #10 Ignore rule number 5 #11 Loud videos are sometimes funny #12 That fucking cat in a wheelchair video is SHIT #13 Phil is always right #14 Respect all authority, unless they infringe on your rights, then brick a police windshield