"To be what is one thing.
why is another."
-W. Shakespeare.

hey there, you lovely person looking at my profile! yes, you.
nice to meet you, call me Kara.


Someone once said, “I love your stories. I always keep them on my alerts.”

Charming.

Do you read them? Or do you keep them in case you need to mentally torture someone?

Now, if you’re one of those sad people who’ve never read any of my works before, then you must follow the following instructions carefully:

1)DO NOT read my works if the thought of gushing blood/guts/snot makes you feel sick. Anyway, keep a bucket by your side.

2)DO NOT read my works in the dark with the light turned off.

3)DO NOT share my work with anyone- they may die of horror and sue you.

So don’t whine that you weren’t warned:

MY STORIES CAN DAMAGE YOUR BRAIN CELLS.


MY CATCH-ALL DISCLAIMER:

NOTHING I'VE POSTED ON THIS SITE IS MY OWN ORIGINAL WORK...IT IS ALL BASED OFF THE FABULOUS WORK OF KIND AUTHORS WHO'VE ALLOWED ME TO PLAY IN THEIR WORLD. I'M NOT MAKING ANY PROFIT FROM THIS, OTHER THAN THE EXPERIENCE WRITING, AND I'M NOT CLAIMING ANY OF THIS WORK AS MY OWN. ANYTHING YOU RECOGNIZE IS PROBABLY NOT MINE AND BELONGS TO.