All you hipsters need to stop wearing Nirvana shirts if you don't even listen to them.

Analogue at birth, digital by design.

Anyone knows my Instagram username not making a new account again.

Are you a banker because I'd like you to leave me a loanBald. 

Often Unreliable. 

Easily distracted.

Born at a very young age.

Buddy, can you paradigm?

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