slurpiii

Dad says "Act your age."
          You heard it man, it's time to rage! 
          
          ALL
          Blast the bass, turn out the light
          
          HEATHERS
          Ain't nobody home tonight!
          
          RAM
          Drink, smoke, it's all cool.
          Let's get naked in my pool!
          
          ALL
          Punch the wall and start a fight!
          Ain't nobody home tonight!
          
          KURT
          His folks got a waterbed.
          Come upstairs and rest your head.
          
          RAM
          Let's rub each other's backs
          while watching porn on Cinemax!
          
          CHANDLER, KURT, RAM, KIDS
          The folks are gone,
          it's time for big fun! Big fun!
          We're up till dawn
          having some big fun! Big fun!
          When mom and dad forget
          to lock the liquor cabinet,
          it's big fun! Big fun!
          
          VERONICA
          So wait, it's lime, then salt, then shot?
          
          HEATHER MCNAMARA
          No, salt, then -
          
          HEATHER CHANDLER
          You're doing it wrong!
          
          VERONICA
          Really? 'Cause I feel great.
          
          PREPPY STUD
          Veronica, you're looking good tonight!
          
          VERONICA
          Whoa.
          A hot guy smiled at me,
          without a trace of mockery!
          
          ALL BUT VERONICA
          Everyone's high as a kite,
          ain't nobody home tonight!
          
          VERONICA
          Stoned. Zoned. I should quit...
          Hey, is that weed? I want a hit.
          
          ALL BUT VERONICA
          Fill that joint and roll it tight,
          ain't nobody home tonight!
          
          VERONICA
          Dreams are coming true
          when people laugh but not at you!
          I'm not alone! I'm not afraid!
          I feel like Bono at Live Aid!
          
          ALL
          The house is ours,
          it's time for big fun!
          Big fun!
          Let's use their showers,
          that sounds like
          big fun! Big fun!
          Crack open one more case!
          
          (VERONICA observes couple making out)
          
          VERONICA
          I that that's what they call
          "third base."
          
          ALL
          Big fun! Big fun! Big fun!
          
          VERONICA
          That actually looks like -
          
          ALL
          Big fun! Big fun! Big fun!
          
          (KURT holds up a pig pinata with a sign that says "Jefferson Razorbacks")
          
          KURT
          All right, people! What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game?
          
          (RAM mimes sex with the pinata)
          
          RAM
          Gonna make 'em go
          Whee! Whee! Whee! Whee!
          
          ALL
          Big fun! Big fun!
          
          HEATHER DUKE
          Way to show maturity!
          
          ALL
          Big fun! Big fun!

slurpiii

Kira, Are you dead, Or hugging busy with school?-

driizzlee

@omlyoustolegoodnames I'm also glad I'm noT dead xD
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slurpiii

Welp, Good to know you aren't dead. xP
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XgHero24971

Ha! I'm the fosrt to write on this wall how do you feel for this fisrt random person (not a person 0_0) to write on this! :O

driizzlee

@XgHero I have came back aliVe--
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XgHero24971

@ArikIsKira nnooooooooooooooo! Frozen must dieeeeee!!!!
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driizzlee

@XgHero Let it gOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--
            //ImMensE siNging OF Let It Go//
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