HEY YOU GUYS! DDDD! AMERICA HERE! That ghost in my house told me to join! Canada: I-I’m your brother!! Me: GAH HE’S BACK *shivers* ANYWAYS, THIS IS SO GREAT! This is an about me? OK, LET’S DO IT!
I’m awesome! I loved hamburgers, fries, soda, shakes, and McDonalds!! MCDONALDS IS MY PASSION<3 I’m the hero, so of course I love adventure! I-I’m not fat, what…. What are you talking about?! *runs away to work out*
My country is full of FREEDOM! And JUSTICE!  YEAH! And we have BURGERS! NOT CRAPPY ENGLISH FOOD! COME TO AMERICA OR YOU’RE LAME!
Let’s see... OH! Let’s go into my ‘love’ life! DDDDDD! //I’m a USUK fangirl ;U;// I’m in love with Iggy, the only person who can handle all this! *sexy pose* England: *blushes* GIT Me: DDDDDDDDDD!
*shoving hamburgers down throat* sdkgkjklefjglkmAnything gijeirojgielse? Efihdoighiggj? Ah, isjflsdjflk well I ldajglkdjgflkd glkgjgv riojvgbiojreligvbjnetiotejhbgfngvb. England: Nobody can understand you, don’t talk with your mouth full you wanker! Me: OK! *takes out coca-cola* *sluuuuuurrrrrppppppppp*Well, *slurppppppp* I like to sing, especially Hamburger Street! U-S-A OH YEAH!!! GIVEEEE MEEE MOOORRREEE HAMBURRRGGGEERRRRRRR~ Whenever I laugh I go like: DDDDDD! ANYWAYS, I’M SEXY! RIGHT, IGGY?! England: *blushes and glares* S-Shut up! And don’t call me that name, bloody GIT! Me: DDDD, *hugs* Well, that’s about it! YUP! NOW YOUR HEAD JUST GOT 130% AWESOMER! England: That’s not even possible. Me: With my coolness, it IS! England: You- Me: *clamps hand over mouth* BYE PEOPLE OF WATTPAD! I’LL WRITE SOME SHIT SOON! *waves and drags England back to room*
//xD THAT WAS FUN~! Well anyways, HI! Uhm, about ME, ME time. My name is Zoe, I’m a girrrllllllllllllll and I love A LOT of amines. I also like Vocaloid. :3 I totally fangirl over my yaoi pairings. *headwalls*//