" With a Tarzan cry,I launch myself on top of Alec and snatch the bag of takeaway, successfully pinning his hands down as I collapse on top of him.He writhes and struggles beneath me,but I've successfully trapped him to the couch. Now, at on his lap in an awkward slouch,I grab a cushion and shove it into Alec's face, muffling his curses and profanities, before leaning back into it. Its actually quite a comfortable position."