dumblewhore22

guys why have like 20 people unfollowed me this is absurd. am I getting canceled?  wow. someone get me my ukulele.

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Hi! I write Harry Styles fanfic and I'm working on something I'm really proud of, and I wanted to personally invite you to check it out.
          
          It’s called Jungle. Quick taste:
          
          "Los Angeles is full of ghosts. Take a drive through West Hollywood, down Sunset Boulevard, and you'll see dead dreams and names from the past come back to haunt you."
          
          In Hollywood, everyone has a part to play. But how far would you go to keep yours?
          Ginger’s only ever wanted one thing: to be a successful actress, whatever it takes. When the rockstar of the moment, Harry Styles, walks into the pub where she works, she sees her shot. What starts as a cold, calculated plan quickly spirals into something neither of them saw coming.
          
          Would love it if you gave it a read 
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/415047951?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_writing&wp_page=create&wp_uname=caswriter

dumblewhore22

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guys I just found out my pronouns have been set to he/him for fucking years. YEARS. the whole time ive had my account. im actually so done for im so sorry if all y'all thought I was a man  I am in fact female sorry for the confusion babes 

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The ride home was as lively as our town's graveyard. I was glued to the door the entire time, ready to jump out the minute we got to my house or just in case he decided to bring up what Dream Hero had had no problem discussing. I clutched the door handle like it was a lifeline and prayed it wouldn't result in me jumping out of a moving car.
          
          Hero didn't seem to notice. 
          
          It was clear that his mind was somewhere else. He didn't try to talk to me like he had done back in class which was good because all that I could think about was the fact that he had friendzoned me and that he had gotten Melissa's name wrong.
          
          I wanted to correct him so bad that I just—
          
          "It's Melissa." I blurted out the minute I got out of the car. "The girl Donovan's with, her name is Melissa. Not Melinda."
          
          "Okay? Potato Tomato." was his response. He looked at my hand that was still clutching the car door before looking back at me. "Can I go now?"
          
          "It's actually," I chuckled nervously, letting go of the door. "It's, um, tomato—Potato Potato and Tomato Tomato but I get your confusion—"
          
          "Harley."
          
          "Hm?"
          
          "Close the door." He muttered and I scrambled to do just that before rushing to get inside so that I could scream into my pillow at how ridiculous I had just been."Harley." He called out once more and I screeched to a halt like an unoiled robot, waiting for him to speak.
          
          "Check your messages once in a while." He mumbled. "Otherwise exchanging numbers would be pointless, wouldn't it?"
          
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          For your next read❤️
           https://www.wattpad.com/story/377348659-Socially-Awkward 

moist_baja_squirter

who watching new heights today cuz this bitch is

dumblewhore22

@urstupid130923 no forreal. miss swift was being promulgated fr.
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moist_baja_squirter

Jason’s intro tho ✋
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dumblewhore22

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@urstupid130923 stop It was so fucking insaneeeeeeeee. so many easter eggs to unpack, im now broke and spent all my concert ticket money on cd's and vinyls, and also THEY ARE SO CUTE OMGGGG. I love tayvis sm.
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dumblewhore22

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TAYLOR ALLISON MOTHER FUCKING SWIFT

moist_baja_squirter

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@dumblewhore22 girly calm down. I KNOW SO EXCITEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD she is fucking awesome :)
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dumblewhore22

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@Cookie2XD I AM SO FUCKING STOKEDDD
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dumblewhore22

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dumblewhore22

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WHY THE FUCK AM I RANDOMLY GETTING NOTIFS FOR WHEN PPL LIKE MY COMMENTS. IM GTTING A DING EVERY 5 SECONDS I CANT HANDLE THIS SHIT HELPPPPPPP

dumblewhore22

@harrystylessboobies LITERALLY I WAS GENUINELY ABOUT TO DELTE MY WHOLE ACCOUNT IT WAS PMO SO BAD
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dumblewhore22

@avenschxrrycola omg tysm ur a lifesaver
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