dumblewhore22

LEMONADE LEMONADE

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The ride home was as lively as our town's graveyard. I was glued to the door the entire time, ready to jump out the minute we got to my house or just in case he decided to bring up what Dream Hero had had no problem discussing. I clutched the door handle like it was a lifeline and prayed it wouldn't result in me jumping out of a moving car.
          
          Hero didn't seem to notice. 
          
          It was clear that his mind was somewhere else. He didn't try to talk to me like he had done back in class which was good because all that I could think about was the fact that he had friendzoned me and that he had gotten Melissa's name wrong.
          
          I wanted to correct him so bad that I just—
          
          "It's Melissa." I blurted out the minute I got out of the car. "The girl Donovan's with, her name is Melissa. Not Melinda."
          
          "Okay? Potato Tomato." was his response. He looked at my hand that was still clutching the car door before looking back at me. "Can I go now?"
          
          "It's actually," I chuckled nervously, letting go of the door. "It's, um, tomato—Potato Potato and Tomato Tomato but I get your confusion—"
          
          "Harley."
          
          "Hm?"
          
          "Close the door." He muttered and I scrambled to do just that before rushing to get inside so that I could scream into my pillow at how ridiculous I had just been."Harley." He called out once more and I screeched to a halt like an unoiled robot, waiting for him to speak.
          
          "Check your messages once in a while." He mumbled. "Otherwise exchanging numbers would be pointless, wouldn't it?"
          
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urstupid130923

who watching new heights today cuz this bitch is

dumblewhore22

@urstupid130923 no forreal. miss swift was being promulgated fr.
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urstupid130923

Jason’s intro tho ✋
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dumblewhore22

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@urstupid130923 stop It was so fucking insaneeeeeeeee. so many easter eggs to unpack, im now broke and spent all my concert ticket money on cd's and vinyls, and also THEY ARE SO CUTE OMGGGG. I love tayvis sm.
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TAYLOR ALLISON MOTHER FUCKING SWIFT

urstupid130923

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@dumblewhore22 girly calm down. I KNOW SO EXCITEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD she is fucking awesome :)
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@Cookie2XD I AM SO FUCKING STOKEDDD
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DAYTONA BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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WHY THE FUCK AM I RANDOMLY GETTING NOTIFS FOR WHEN PPL LIKE MY COMMENTS. IM GTTING A DING EVERY 5 SECONDS I CANT HANDLE THIS SHIT HELPPPPPPP

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@harrystylessboobies LITERALLY I WAS GENUINELY ABOUT TO DELTE MY WHOLE ACCOUNT IT WAS PMO SO BAD
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idk who Leland sandler is but he just followed me (as well as 500 other people) and he's so funny. its like 2 am and I keep giggling at his page, highly recommend.

dumblewhore22

looking back this wasnt thag funny i was just sleep deprived
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HOLY FUCK HIS FOLLOWERS IS JUST A LIST OF 245 BOTS LIKE HIM IM FUCKING PISSING MYSELF THIS IS SO FUNNY. WHY SO MANY LELAND SANDLERSSSSS
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