Hello Dummies. If you've never heard of me, my name is Dumbpis Blorgus and I was raised by tigers in the Russian jungle and then adopted by parrots in Iceland. My career is a professional Wattpad writer and my biggest achievement is getting the author of His Beanie Girl to block me. My hobbies include surf boarding and picking lint from my leggings.
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Florgus Blorgus
@aprilann410 ❤️❤️
Victor from Despicable me
The Madagascar penguins
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liked long walks on the beach before I moved 😒
currently living in jail 🔫💣
Dont tell my parol officer Gary 🤭😉
His Bean Girl is inevitable.
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May 23, 2022 04:12AM
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