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Dr. Combustor, What is this man exactly? 
          Well, to answer this, we would have to go back to when he was born from my mind.
          
          Creation of the Character
          June 25th, 2022, I was in a google meet with my friend and decided to goof around in the ROBLOX game, “Rate My Avatar” with a booth that described me being able to explode people with their minds, 50/50 chance. However, this was still in test form as he didn’t have a name until the “Backrooms R.P”, where he’d get the name “Dr. Combustor.”
          To add on to this is the improv and the characters used as inspiration for him.
          This includes 
          - Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic - Adventure 2 only)
          - Dr Bubby (HLVRAI)
          - And Myself (I put a little bit of myself into my characters)
          
          Bubby and Shadow are due to him being a science lab experiment that explodes people with his mind but hired by that same lab who made him (Yes, G.U.N. counts). I may have not realized how much of these characters were put into Dr. Combustor, but we are here now.

There’s literally nothing stopping me from being my OC

I love Combustor, I wish I was Him

Writing a google doc about Dr Combustor

Dr Combustor, he lives in my heart. As his name is told through the laughs we have, or the whispers in my mind. This stupid joke character I made for like two seconds lives, and will explode you with his mind (50/50 chance)

I roleplay, talk with friends from school, and make a script for a fake game

I like posting lyrics here because it keeps this account active and it’s the only excuse to keep it active

He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
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          He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood