I love the smell of burnt bacon, reading chapters and chapters of Winnie the Slut before i close my eyes at night. Ahh..... Winnie the Slut, what else do i have to say? I love Australia and it's bitches and anything to do with Oprah. Maaaan Oprah gets heaps of bitches. I have the hottest sister. Like I don't understand how anyone could have the most perfectly constructed eyebrows. But she does, and I dream of her eyebrow game everynight, of course after my favourite chapter of Winnie the Slut, named "Honey Treat?  Honey Twerk for me". RIP Justin Bieber 2011